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Very Demotivational Poster


THINKING -


TAGS: not for everyone humor
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

blushovl - April 6, 2013, 9:48 pm
Hahaha! Love it!
lgvernon - February 5, 2012, 6:26 pm

Oh, LAWLZ! Thanks
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 6:25 pm
the name is a nice cherry on this H5GE cake :)


HYSTERECTOMY -


TAGS: look for the silver lining in everything
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by rerun

spacedog - May 3, 2013, 6:32 pm
HA! Old school sandbox or new fangled ballpit?
Reality Lord - September 12, 2010, 8:37 pm

lol


LONGCAT - It's very long


TAGS: longcat very long
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by Leo

Sound - May 10, 2012, 3:59 pm
did anyone else see the school girl getting raped by the long cat...is that NSFW?
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 11:04 am
DAMMIT!!!
Airman - October 29, 2010, 11:02 am
just a quick nod to the king of long posters
lightquake - January 4, 2010, 10:03 pm
My eyes hurt. Epic win though.
Tomkat - December 10, 2009, 4:34 pm
I don't get it. How do you get a picture that long into a "motifake," anyhow?
rx Magic - March 29, 2009, 9:15 pm
this is the greatest long cat i've ever seen. :D
Sean - December 16, 2008, 5:10 pm
what?
Sean - December 16, 2008, 5:10 pm
does ...
murderblade - December 16, 2008, 4:46 pm
who the fuck doe's that?
Haze - December 14, 2008, 1:41 pm
-generic comment of appraisal meant to irritate Pro- :3
John - November 11, 2008, 10:38 am
I think long cat is actually the dark tower.
pro - November 3, 2008, 3:51 pm
Oops! Twice! (Well, thrice, if you count this one.)
pro - November 3, 2008, 3:50 pm
Oh, bugger! I did it myself, didn't I?
pro - November 3, 2008, 3:50 pm
I fucking *hate* it when people comment on this one, because every comment adds an hour to the time it takes to scroll through the list of latest comments!!! Enough already!
WchFlls - November 3, 2008, 3:45 pm
Ace??
gdf - October 24, 2008, 8:26 am
holy fuck tht was sweet
Redfield - October 21, 2008, 1:44 pm
ROFL this is about as epic as it gets people...UBER WIN!!
Arpaleggia - September 13, 2008, 2:38 pm
Old... But super effective!
hippie - September 5, 2008, 4:47 am
holy cow there are so many hilarious drug, internet culture, and video game references here I don't even know where to begin. The more well traveled you are, the funnier this one is. TOP 10 ALL TIME INTERNET WIN.
clon - August 29, 2008, 7:39 pm
holy fucking cow!!! awsome!
J35u5M4 - August 28, 2008, 3:18 pm
rofl, fucking epic
mordredd - August 9, 2008, 12:20 am
Hell called. They want HELLO KITTY back.
mr man - August 8, 2008, 6:57 am
this is so damn dumb but SO FRIGGIN FUNNY!!! thanks for the best long ass cat ever
Anon - August 4, 2008, 7:51 pm
holy shit.... epic win, also, this gains the award for longest picture. PS i want what he was on.....
Anon - August 4, 2008, 7:51 pm
holy shit.... epic win, also, this gains the award for longest picture. PS i want what he was on.....
Midnightmare - July 28, 2008, 3:07 pm
A work of Art. Epic win!
Charles - July 27, 2008, 11:14 pm
This is full of WTF and win. Awesome.
Ellipsis - July 27, 2008, 12:36 am
I can't debate the amount of awesome here... But i CAN question the amount/kinds of drugs involved in it's creation... Wow...
Drenix - July 25, 2008, 8:18 am
Damn... took me a whole AMV to get to the bottom...
datnigga - July 25, 2008, 5:27 am
fuck yes! 5 stars you get.
ericC - July 24, 2008, 4:10 pm
You dont have to be demotivated. These are motiFAKES, a superset of demotivational posters.
RII - July 22, 2008, 7:56 am
Full of win... but I'm not demotivated.
God - July 22, 2008, 4:47 am
Lol.. Yes! This is awesome.
TigerKid - July 21, 2008, 8:50 pm
Epic.Win.


THE VERY LATEST - In domestic zombie protection


TAGS: very latest domestic zombie protection
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - December 29, 2011, 6:33 am
Vulture, that is a really neat article. Thanks for posting it.
vulture - December 28, 2011, 8:11 pm
http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post/4956385434/the-first-zombie-proof-house#. There's several references, but this seems to be a good version, with lots of photos.
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 8:53 pm
You wouldn't happen to have a number...email address....something?
Budog - December 24, 2011, 1:54 am
It's good for when the mother-in-law is coming to visit too.
ICEMAN - December 24, 2011, 12:37 am
Fred.
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 12:15 am
i want the name of that architect...
TheWolf - November 24, 2011, 9:59 am
Holy crap thats awesome
Reality Lord - November 22, 2011, 6:54 pm

i want !


OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.


TAGS: fedex over night delivery pizza fast humor mechanic pilot
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Laevian - May 26, 2012, 2:19 am
unbelievable ! 4L for the caption
ramblerjw - April 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
Has nothing to do with FedEx, when I was in the Corps I got this a chain email saying it was a list of Air Force gripes. I used a few of the "fixes" while doing the same type paperwork while stationed in Okinawa, let's just say that didn't end well for me
stygian616 - February 25, 2010, 12:57 pm
wow a poster with 5 L's even though the caption is a fail
WTF - November 18, 2009, 4:05 pm
Why is a civilian A320 equipped with "Identify Friend or Foe"?
phydeaux - November 18, 2009, 3:28 pm
I was in Naval Aviation...and a rookie pilot once actually handed in a gripe sheet with the "IFF works in IFF mode but not in OFF mode" issue. I laughed so hard at this I cried...
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
erm caption not comment.
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
That brought tears to my eyes before I even got to the comment. 5L just for the photo.
whatukno - November 18, 2009, 9:56 am
5L that was funny, not your caption, but the pic itself.


PEARL HARBOR DAY -


TAGS: less of them every day
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Airman

maoworks2 - December 22, 2013, 12:10 pm
Thank You For Making This Post. Mao, Merry Christmas. 5 Big L's .
GySgt1811 - December 9, 2010, 12:57 pm
Right you are, Mongo! But it's not the warriors I'm concerned about...
Mongo - December 8, 2010, 7:33 pm
We still have what it takes...many are out there taking care of bidness right now. Rock On.
MrDurden - December 8, 2010, 7:19 pm
Damn Right. Had two Great Uncles in WWII. I agree completely. 5L FTW
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 8:42 pm
I've often wondered if we still have what it takes.


GINGERS, TO ARMS!!! - After years of enduring abuse and slander, our time has come. The Revolution is at hand! Today: Britain, tomorrow: the world!


TAGS: redheads everywhere theres too many game over man game over
Rating: 2.76/5

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MashiMashi - February 29, 2012, 8:56 pm
All the gingers at my gym have exceptional and proportional racks, If the girls fat they're humongus, if the girls skinny they're big.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 8:19 pm
Only the British care about Gingers....the rest of the world have better minorities too hate.......like Mexicans or albinos.
Woodywood03a - September 10, 2009, 7:50 pm
I love Red headed women. I would love to see a Red headed Japanese woman. Then I will say, "YES... THERE IS REALLY SOMEONE THAT LOVES ME!!!"
Jas - September 10, 2009, 6:58 pm
OMG those people are on fire! Help them!
rogueagent - September 10, 2009, 6:46 pm
I never understood why gingers got the abuse, I think red headed women are great.


LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR - After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch, and you'll have to pee


TAGS: happens every time
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Airman

MrBlack - February 10, 2010, 7:45 pm
Don't forget that ye'll get somethin in yer eye too.
erock - February 10, 2010, 4:20 pm
so true ,so darn true!
CANADA - February 8, 2010, 3:04 pm
perfect


REMEMBER - There Are Two Sides to Every Story


TAGS: there are two sides to every story
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by mikieelmo

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 5:37 pm
Coming to the aid of an ally makes one an evil empire. Really?
realogic - December 28, 2012, 1:28 pm
This is late, but sorry America was an evil empire at that time. Remember Agent Orange? Remember carpet bombing? Do you remember invading someones country because their political ideals were different? This is not a reminder of humanity.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 1:15 pm
speaking words of wisdom.... let it be.... *sing* ;)
Ed-Hyde - April 7, 2010, 12:49 pm
I had mixed feelings about this also, but it does give a quiet reminder that even our most hated enemies have loved ones too. Something that is really easy to forget. 5 Letters from Iwo Jima, doesn't make us an evil empire, just reminding us of humanity.
Ed-Hyde - April 7, 2010, 12:46 pm
Admiral Ozzel got choked out in Episode 5, The empire strikes back. Go Piett Go!
Airman - April 7, 2010, 10:43 am
Admiral Ozzel was as clumsy as he was stupid.
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:58 pm
Tsk tsk... not that one.
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 10:50 pm
Was he the one in charge of the ewok planet? That's gotta burn. Over thrown by ewoks.
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:42 pm
Ozzel? Anyone. Screw you guys.... hewm.
rerun - April 6, 2010, 10:39 pm

Thank you for the clarification.
mikieelmo - April 6, 2010, 10:37 pm
i took it to mean ,there are to sides to ever story .one countries freedom fighter is another countries terrorist . I have nothing but respect for all solders who have fought for the united states . A solder does what his country asks
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:00 pm
I'll bet that Admiral Ozzel isn't anywhere on that wall.
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 9:43 pm
And the countless droids all had souls too, right?
MrRandom - April 6, 2010, 9:42 pm
But they were the closest people to him. I'm sure generic stormtrooper #3334 was as important to him as #2465
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 9:38 pm
Weird. I didn't take it as a judgment on Vietnam or vets. I just don't see Vader, who killed billions in the stories getting weepy over minions. Hello? Darkside calling.
ICEMAN - April 6, 2010, 9:26 pm
I agree with piedude. The immediate implication is that our Vets were evil. 2L
MrRandom - April 6, 2010, 9:23 pm
I just took it as parody >.>
DreMagnum - April 6, 2010, 9:16 pm
I like it actually. Its not saying that America was the evil empire, its just saying everyone thought the rebels were the good guys and the empire bad. Pretty sure I'm taking this way to philosophical, but maybe its just saying, they loved their loss too
rerun - April 6, 2010, 9:05 pm

I don't think I could have said that better Pie. I will wait for Mikiee....to explain the meaning...then I may vote on it
pieman - April 6, 2010, 9:03 pm
I agree rerun. It says that the U.S. was the evil empire in Vietnam to me. Very disrespectful to the vets.
Claire - April 6, 2010, 9:01 pm
I lol'd then I felt guilty. =/ That doesn't happen often. 4 for balls.
rerun - April 6, 2010, 8:54 pm

I don't know about this one....seems kind if disrespectful to the Vietnam Vets. I decline to vote
forseti - April 6, 2010, 8:44 pm
that's so true! like it very much!


OF COURSE YOU CAN BRING YOUR SOCK MONKEY -


TAGS: military bravery
Rating: 4.94/5

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Sean - October 15, 2011, 1:32 am
Does that mean he never looks down when he's in the shower?
ICEMAN - October 15, 2011, 1:18 am
Awww, H-E-double toothpicks, who would be scared of a little prick? Anyone? Anyone? Moooooooooooooooo?
Sean - October 14, 2011, 8:27 pm
Beautifully funny.
LuanMao - October 14, 2011, 7:52 pm
Nothing but truth


PEACE -


TAGS: everyone reloads
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - May 4, 2012, 9:24 pm

Thank you, Gas~~
lgvernon - May 4, 2012, 5:26 pm

Thank you, Mao~
maoworks2 - May 4, 2012, 2:04 pm
Good One, And Very On The Spot
gas - May 4, 2012, 11:57 am
LOL, great one!
lgvernon - May 3, 2012, 5:34 pm

Thanks, Elvis!
fatelvis - May 3, 2012, 5:29 pm
Nice! And fortunately the coffee was still brewing. 5L


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Screw Chuck E. Cheese, that Elder God Douchebag guy? HE knows how to have a birthday party!




BRAVERY -


TAGS: bravery war troops shottyz
Rating: 4.19/5

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premiumgrade - October 3, 2013, 10:39 am
Top marks!


DEBT = SLAVERY - One Hole You Can Never Climb Out Of.. & They Want It That Way.


TAGS: debt money slavery
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by ItsPlayboyNick

natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 3:43 pm
COLLEGES TO STUDENTS. "Uh, you see kids, Lincon was just kidding about that whole 'Emancipation Prclamation' thing."


DON'T... - ...have a cow, dude? Good luck with that.


TAGS: cow parts are in everything
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Kspace

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 12:41 pm
Amen! AMEN, AMEN, AMEN!!! 5 cows!


DEAR VETERANS - Thanks for your service. YOU ROCK!!!


TAGS: air force army coast guard marine navy soldier sailor airman service veteran patriot bravery honor courage
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

redpoetnight - June 19, 2014, 3:23 pm
CG here - You're welcome, and thanks for standing by us.
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:35 am
You're welcome
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:32 pm
All the best to all our veterans; Canadian, American and our allies. Thank you all.


POWER... -


TAGS: power kill person everyone god
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - April 16, 2012, 5:11 am
No worries; check your PM inbox. Mind you, it's 1920x1200 pixels... That's a massive picture... Enjoy that fight stick... ; )
K0rNb4LL - April 16, 2012, 12:41 am
Do you have the origional pic this was made from? When I saw it the first thing I thought was that it'd look great on a custom fight stick but to use it as is I'd have to stretch it out and that always kills the quality.
Rick69 - April 7, 2012, 9:27 am
Having done much research & spent much time on this matter; I can conclusively say, it is not I who is God #1 ... :)
WILEKOYOTE - April 7, 2012, 6:30 am
who is god #1 ??
M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 6:00 am
I thought it's supposed to be the 21st of December 2012?? or are you referring to the nonsense of believing the earths demise due to a prophet?? (Or Mayans in this case) And don't worry, I'm already standing in line XD
M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 6:00 am
I thought it's supposed to be the 21st of December 2012?? or are you referring to the nonsense of believing the earths demise due to a prophet?? (Or Mayans in this case) And don't worry, I'm already standing in line XD
caveman - April 2, 2012, 10:23 pm
This is the be5t one i've seen in a while, fav'd
Reality Lord - April 2, 2012, 8:59 pm

get in line mord...dec 22 2012 is coming up fast.
Rick69 - April 2, 2012, 6:05 pm
... ... ... OK ... I guess I have something to look forward to now... ... ...
SteveFurlong - April 2, 2012, 5:10 pm
Those are the words I live by. I'll become the Earthly avatar of Cthulhu, and then EAT YOU ALL!
M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 3:29 pm
I'm going to be God someday then. 5 Mass extinctions


ZOMBIE HUNTING - It is open season everyday, get er' done boys !




WEATHER BALLOONS. - There are more than you think.


TAGS: the military can t hide everything
Rating: 3.18/5

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thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 3:27 pm
technicalities...
just me - June 10, 2010, 11:51 am
Sorry but you're wrong... 23064 from 9-29-2008 and 27842 from 10-31-2008. Even tagged Weather Balloons.
thereddragon - June 9, 2010, 8:31 pm
somewhere being the key word. not here
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 8:16 pm
Similar one of the same title... somewhere.


PERSPECTIVE - to the right, a Volkswagen Beetle to the left, the 30mm 7 barrel gatling gun from an A-10 Warthog. That is all.


TAGS: destroy everything
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - March 22, 2014, 11:47 pm
gracias senor
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 22, 2014, 11:27 pm
Wow! THAT... i5 a visual. Airman, I can spot your motifakes a mile away, that's how much awesome radiates from your posters :-D


IN MY WORLD - Everyones a Pony, and we all eat Rainbows, and Poop Butterflies!




CATEGORISATION - Often, many subjects come together.


TAGS: marriage slavery
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

SpitCan - April 17, 2011, 1:40 pm
wow never realized they were closely reagrded
Reality Lord - April 16, 2011, 8:09 am

i am reality lord....and i approve this message....lol. n1 KF.


ARACHNOLEPTIC FIT -


TAGS: definition everyone looks like a spaz
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by sickartist

PhxDebbie - June 22, 2010, 11:34 am
LOL I got the shivers just thinking about it 5L
Sean - February 24, 2010, 5:23 pm
Love it. Totally cool.
R.S.Jake - February 23, 2010, 5:56 pm
It's Down My Back!!! It's Down My Back!!!!
Airman - February 23, 2010, 5:48 pm
5 wiping my hair frantically. and ears. and nose
spacedog - February 23, 2010, 5:41 pm
Frantically wiping my face, 5Ls. Great job Sick.
Reason - February 23, 2010, 3:01 pm
amsome. Everyone freaks out when they walk into a spiders web.
MO - February 23, 2010, 11:04 am
You know I'm not down with the brown. Butt I really haven't thought to discuss that with MOisha. BRB.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 11:01 am
No worries, We still love you.....But watch out for Culos and Cubby...They'll rape your ass.......Or, are you in to that?
MO - February 23, 2010, 10:59 am
I know moooo! I know. I'm working on it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 10:54 am
I'm sorry ...."MO".....you're still a little girl.
MO - February 23, 2010, 10:53 am
It'd make me feel better if you'd capitalize my O. You're always trivializing me!! I've already got Moooo issues damn it!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 10:43 am
Whatever makes you feel better Susan.
MO - February 23, 2010, 10:27 am
I'm comfortable with my inner MOisha.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 10:24 am
We've all been there.....But, we weren't all as girly about it as Mo was.
MO - February 23, 2010, 9:50 am
LMAO!! I've done it. Kinda felt like a little girl to. 5L


FOR EVERY SITUATION - There is a big desert to hide the evidence


TAGS: every situation desert hide evidence
Rating: 4.9/5

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mariand - September 19, 2011, 8:59 am
very true... I like thi5


MY DAY -


TAGS: every day wear a mask
Rating: 3.92/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 6, 2012, 3:28 am
No Axe, my poem, self written yesterday, the 'rip off' part is the idea behind the 'bag' that he/she is lugging around, I 'ripped' that off of GaryO here.
M0rd3kaI - April 6, 2012, 3:27 am
Thanks Vern, much appreciated :D
lgvernon - April 5, 2012, 11:38 pm

It's wonderful, Mor! Very, very wonderful~~
axe11154 - April 5, 2012, 10:33 pm
wait did you rip this off some one or what? because I see nothing but yall saying rip odd. im confused
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 9:34 pm
Well It's a ripoff in my eyes seeing as I used it to pass time. And yes, I do think about that, thanks for the 'inspiration' so to speak
GaryO - April 5, 2012, 8:11 pm
Not a rip off. Glad you think about it.
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 7:46 pm
Rip off of you saying "some people have to carry around a bag of pebbles and will sometimes stop and take one out to share the story behind it") thanks for the comment though, much appreciated
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 7:42 pm
Honestly, I set out to make a 'demotivational' poster and I thought I'd make a poem. These are a mix of things, one being my thoughts, another just being bored and I even have a reference to what you told me ('the bag' and no one else seeing the inside
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 7:34 pm
LOL! XD me n-n-n-neither airm-m-man (seriously, I am commenting using my phone, might be the reason, but I only meant for one lol)
GaryO - April 5, 2012, 7:21 pm
M0rd, if these are your thoughts and realizations, then you are a leap and a bound ahead of this game. Next step is letting go of the dross and holding dearly to the lessons, no longer needing the mask. Well versed, laddie, well versed.
Airman - April 5, 2012, 7:14 pm
i didn't know you had a stutter!
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 6:41 pm
Thanks Airman, as always it is much appreciated to get positive feedback (geezus, that word...) thanks
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 6:41 pm
Thanks Airman, as always it is much appreciated to get positive feedback (geezus, that word...) thanks
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 6:41 pm
Thanks Airman, as always it is much appreciated to get positive feedback (geezus, that word...) thanks
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 6:41 pm
Thanks Airman, as always it is much appreciated to get positive feedback (geezus, that word...) thanks
Airman - April 5, 2012, 6:07 pm
pretty damn impressive as-is I would say.
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 4:54 pm
Just for future reference in the mods office ;)
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 4:54 pm
NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Cranky!!! damn... I'd rather go the extra mile with one of these and correct all spelling mistakes that were made, but I have to say the spellcheck on my MS Word didn't warn me about it :/ (Ps, I use 'zapgrab' so correcting it is easy)
crankyhead - April 5, 2012, 4:48 pm
I didn't warn you about gruelling either. =) I figured you'd put a lot of effort into this already, didn't want you to have to redo it. =)
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 2:59 pm
And thanks a lot, greatly appreciated.
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 2:57 pm
If someone stole my account I'mm kick their arse though. answer to your first question: Yes, I did; answer to your second: No i did not, and this 'spellcheck' feature didn't warn me to 'dispair' being wrong, and the mods didn't either, so I'm happy
Rick69 - April 5, 2012, 2:13 pm
Jeezus, Kai, I think someone stole your account... The big question is: Did you write it entirely? (The other question being, of course, do you know there is a word called "Despair"). It's been a long time since I fav'd a poster... This takes it though...


HAND WASHING - A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesn't pee on his hands.


TAGS: aim is everything
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by spanko1

GrandGremlin - February 4, 2012, 12:51 pm
Whoever doesn't, gets to taste whatever was earlier in the hand later while eating his french fries.
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 6:21 pm
an indiviudal is like a regular individual but with dyslexia. for dyslexia, see poster #148243
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 5:22 pm
and a clean well-educated indiviudal - male or female - would wash his hands before AND after, of course :) good poster and good joke
crankyhead - February 3, 2012, 12:25 pm
... the sink, his buddy heads for the door. Guy at the sink says: "Bill, aren't you going to wash your hands?" Guy at the door says: "No Dave, I didn't pee on mine." and walks out. 100 guys all start laughing at Dave, who turns beet red and leaves. =)
crankyhead - February 3, 2012, 12:23 pm
This reminds me of a Primus concert I went to in the early 90's. It's intermission, the mens' bathroom has about 100 people in it, everyone's in line, not sayin a word, noone making eye contact. Anyway, two guys are leaving and one of them goes to...
maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 11:53 am
Good Stuff.


THE CREATOR -


TAGS: every star a sun crankyhead
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

Sean - October 15, 2010, 4:13 pm
He MAKES the time. He's the Creator.
crankyhead - October 14, 2010, 7:38 pm
LOL! Ice
ICEMAN - October 14, 2010, 7:01 pm
Perhaps he singles you out because he hears you screaming his name all the time. ;)


BRAVERY -


TAGS: hero patriotic bravery
Rating: 4.61/5

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Greybeard - August 29, 2012, 10:13 pm
Thank You. I was in the US Army 18 yrs and have worked as a contractor the past 10 for the military. I've seen this to many times to count but each time its as heart wrenching as the first.
Rick69 - August 29, 2012, 5:29 pm
I saw this for real once... Heart stopping experience... And also well-said caption, Greybeard... Well done...


use a sober driver -


TAGS: 12 31 1 1 every year every ambulance
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - January 15, 2016, 8:44 pm
Thanks for your heartfelt support MAO! Greatly appreciated!
maoworks2 - January 15, 2016, 11:32 am
Yes, Please No Drinking And Driving Be Safe And Think !


USS IOWA - When you must kill absolutely everything and cause a tsunami at the same time




ALONE -


TAGS: alone arithmatic love everything nothing
Rating: 4.62/5

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rondollins1 - October 15, 2011, 1:25 am
very well put.
mariand - October 14, 2011, 2:08 am
nice


ISOLATION -


TAGS: fear bravery consequence reward trouble
Rating: 4.85/5

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5150monkeylove - November 29, 2010, 3:42 pm
Ahhhhh.... the lovely sound of aluminum crashing through the window, bouncing a few times, and BOOM (w/flash) followed by silence/blindness and confusion... one of the greatest highs! (forgot to mention being roughed up by masked men...LOL)


BIG BUDDHA'S PIZZERIA - "We'll make you one with everything."


TAGS: big buddhas pizzeria one everything
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Budog

tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:32 am
Hey, even if it isn't, you can bet a jolly fat guy is gonna sell you a good pie.
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:28 am
*Backs away awkwardly...*
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:28 am
Read what I accidentally said to the other guy...
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:28 am
Oops, wrong person... Uh... but you're comment's okay too...
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:27 am
I wish I could give your comment 5 lions.
otakugiant - February 20, 2012, 10:03 pm
Pizza so good it's enlightening
Arvantillian - February 17, 2012, 2:26 am
lol...gotta give a 5l here...i wannabe one too!


WHY? -


TAGS: question everything isnt going to solve anything
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

TheOne - February 15, 2011, 7:34 pm
This made me laugh and with me thats pretty rare.
forseti - May 10, 2010, 5:11 am
i like it and didn't know it... ;)
Sho - May 9, 2010, 3:46 pm
I kinda miss them tunnels
Kspace - May 9, 2010, 2:17 pm
Back in the day we'd have called this tunnelbait...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:32 am
Prove it...check the queue
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:30 am
everY everY I know I typed that y. Where did it go? Y oh y?
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:29 am
Each and ever one. I make it a priority to be online just so I can approve your posters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:28 am
so.....All of mine is what you're saying.
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:25 am
I'm no help... I let a good three-fourths of the 2L and below posters through. :S
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:21 am
*y
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:21 am
Where were ou TOC?....Aggy was too drunk to stop this last night.
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:12 am
Motifakes with no subtext are usually rejected anyway.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:04 am
Prime example of a "no effort" Motifake. 1L
Klara - May 9, 2010, 9:01 am
Why? Do I already know this one


EXCUSES -


TAGS: very tragic but very funny
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Jalozyin - July 14, 2011, 6:06 pm
Yeah, it stopped breathing about an hour ago.
Sean - July 9, 2011, 12:01 pm
Uhm, are you sure it's not just sleeping?
ICEMAN - July 8, 2011, 11:57 pm
You've used that excuse too?
Verdeckt - July 8, 2011, 7:24 pm
Talk about rubbing basalt into the wound.. 5 Googly eyes
coldinjected - July 8, 2011, 5:43 pm
I'm the pet rock's brother, do I get off work too? 5L


HORMONAL LUNATIC -


TAGS: feed it chocolate and stay very quite
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - September 6, 2009, 2:20 pm
Thanks Ron!
RON - September 6, 2009, 2:09 pm
super PMS posters Mr. Bone.


DAY BY DAY - Nothing Changes... But When You look Back Everything is Different




SERENITY -


TAGS: my do over thank you very much
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Sean

BoneCD - October 22, 2009, 2:18 pm
5 Poodles
spacedog - October 22, 2009, 1:53 pm
Well done Sean. 5Ls.
motifake - October 22, 2009, 1:00 pm

Spelling error fix re-post
Sean - October 22, 2009, 12:51 pm
I think yer quite confused about that.
RON - October 22, 2009, 12:30 pm
i'm confused...I, thought I seen this before...5+L


ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE -


TAGS: zombies seek out convenience store walmart like everyone else embrace the change though rotting flesh will most likely smell bad
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 7:57 am
There is no correct # of O's.....Moo+ will do fine.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 10:37 pm
Thanks, mooooooooooooooooooo. (I hope I spelled your name right. Enough o's?) I'm glad you liked it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2009, 10:27 pm
This is excellent Bart. 5 Lions.


MONDAYS - You're telling me they are going to happen every week ?




SUCCESS -


TAGS: behind every successful man
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

TheGoat - April 5, 2012, 1:55 am
For the benefit of Americans, Maryon Pearson's husband was prime minister of Canada in the 1960s...
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 11:06 am

Bwahahahahaha!!!!!~
M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 5:44 am
And if I told you that it was me and that I'm highly wary of any and all things you do now?? (Sorry, I couldn't Keep up the B-S long enough... XD lol)
lgvernon - April 2, 2012, 10:18 pm

I would probably watch this guy paint an outhouse~~


ERECTOR SET - The toy that lets both young and old give life to their imagination.


TAGS: erector set toys everyone imagination
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by coolfocus

dragonrider33 - February 1, 2014, 3:15 pm
Actually looks more like Lincoln Logs and and Erector Set.


CANADA - Defender of the beaver tail. Master of the moose. Keeper of the maple syrup.


TAGS: he comes from a very french town so dont make fun of his accent
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

HammerofHeeb - October 26, 2010, 1:31 pm
I am glad I stumbled upon this. Hell, Trash, for his last comment gets this poster a 5L. (Yes I know this poster is almost a year old)
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 3:19 pm
poorly spelled random french words and phrases remembered from years of french classes and 1 episode of the wonder years.
CANADA - November 22, 2009, 3:16 pm
i reconize the word monsieurre
CANADA - November 22, 2009, 3:15 pm
?
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 2:52 pm
oui oui monsieurre pomplamousse chien haha vous lez vous du beurre jerry lewis pomme de terre mon frere?
CANADA - November 22, 2009, 2:46 pm
LMAO! just the tags alone get you 5! FRENCHIE!
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 2:42 pm
Oh Canada our home's on native land.....
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 2:41 pm
And beaver tail is exactly what it sounds like. "glorious and free"
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 2:40 pm
LMAO Trash!!!
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 2:38 pm
Maple syrup is used as lube. Canadian tire money as rolling papers.
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 2:30 pm
I distinctly remember Sean talking aboot Uncle Steve, baseball, home runs and coming home with Canadian Tire Money
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 2:26 pm
No that's Canadian Tire money
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 2:25 pm
I think its their currency
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 2:24 pm
I'm still trying to figure out what Maple Syrup is a euphemism for
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 2:18 pm
What aboot the canadian lingo is hard?
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 2:15 pm
Rolex = see Sean's poster with the competitive Rolex. Hey I'm just starting to get this Canadian lingo down!
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 2:11 pm
Yeah a shitty fake Rolex he bought on a beach in Mexico.
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 2:08 pm
and a Rolex
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 22, 2009, 1:38 pm
It's like curling with less brooms.
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 11:28 am
I see he has his competitive fisting knuckles on...so how do they score that anyway?


SUDDENLY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK. -




CHRISTMAS - It's not for everyone.


TAGS: batman christmas not for everyone
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Grim [email protected]

BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 5:21 pm
I lol'd. Nice...


I'D SAY IT'S LICKING - FINGER-LICKING GOOD.




MINDS - Are like parachutes; they work best when open But make the greatest impact when closed


TAGS: first impression is very important
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Sho

crankyhead - May 19, 2011, 9:24 pm
5pectacular
forseti - May 19, 2011, 4:25 am
awesome!
Sho - May 18, 2011, 11:45 pm
Thx all :)
Feasibly - May 18, 2011, 11:43 pm
That's a 5 for Sho!
crazyman - May 18, 2011, 10:01 pm
My mind just exploded
spacedog - May 18, 2011, 8:01 pm
Boom! 5L


Items confiscated -


TAGS: police hijacking a krispy kreme delivery truck march calendar
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2014, 1:14 pm
The whole po5ter is funny, but that last line is a riot!
GaryO - March 3, 2014, 4:48 pm
'bout time you got busy, Sly.


ITS LIKE MUSIC TO MY EARS -


TAGS: put off everything deadlines
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Claire - March 25, 2011, 9:56 pm
I like the picture you chose. It fits. 5L from me.
Anonymous2 - March 25, 2011, 9:12 pm
Douglas Adams FTW!
spacedog - March 24, 2011, 7:08 pm
Nice one.


ADDICT - I'm not what I ought to be, but thank God I'm not what I used to be




CROSSOVERS - Like ammonia and bleach, like haggis and ice cream, there are some things that just shouldn't be mixed.


TAGS: i would like to apologize for my actions over the last couple of days im sorry everybody and i hope you can forgive me assignment for january 3 pokemon
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Treehodger - January 15, 2010, 12:55 am
Or like Asians and Driver License? 5 Squirts for you! Lol.


HOT POTATO - Fresh from I-da-Ho and shaved just the way you like. What more could a man ask for?


TAGS: a game for spud lovers everywhere turn the lights low shaved clean
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

AcidRain - September 10, 2012, 5:19 pm
An hourglass figure.
Cubbybear - January 27, 2010, 10:04 pm
one hell of a sexy potato


30 MINUTE GUARANTEE - If we don't arrive in 30 minutes, we won't bother because you probably started without us.




WHY DOES WINTER SUCK SO MUCH? - Then again, with the Curse of a Permanent Double Facepalm, Everything in the World kinda sucks for me




I'M SORRY, WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? - "Gingers pwn everything.." Good. That's what I like to hear.




Same Day Delivery -


TAGS: flux capacitor same day delivery
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Ism

CloudchaserS - August 31, 2013, 11:22 am
It would be awesome if pizza delivery drivers had flux capacitors
ipaprime - August 31, 2013, 6:49 am
but only if you have 1.21 gigawatts of electricity
ipaprime - August 31, 2013, 6:49 am
but only if you have 1.21 gigawatts of electricity


EROGENOUS ZONE EXPANSION PACK - Lifting Adult Gaming To New Heights.., Just wait till you see where they have positioned the 'ENTER' button..!! Sadly most Men will not be able to find it...


TAGS: fun loving game for everyone
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by hootizz

vespers - March 6, 2012, 9:46 am
Ouch!
pzykosiz - October 12, 2010, 6:19 pm
brilliant. 5L's


I AM STRONG - I am invincible I am Redhead


TAGS: every man deserves one
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Airman

David A - January 22, 2010, 8:01 am
And her carpet matches her drapes...yadayadayada. Now assume the positiion!
Ed-Hyde - January 22, 2010, 7:31 am
Amen


"HELLO, PETSHOP?" - "I was wondering if you do a home delivery. You can, great. I'll take 3 dozen mice, 3 dozen goldfish and 8 canaries."




MONDAYS -


TAGS: happen every week humor
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

rerun - March 25, 2013, 9:03 pm

I will tell you what a bad Monday it. I went to send the site owner a PM, almost banned him instead.


TO SAVE TIME - Just assume I know everything ...


TAGS: assume i know everything
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Budog

Derek - August 22, 2011, 6:17 pm
Ditto
culos - August 22, 2011, 5:09 pm
Yup! That's me!
motinet - August 22, 2011, 9:41 am

Every manager in the world right there...lol
Verdeckt - August 22, 2011, 2:50 am
Let's work like a team and do it my way.


THE INTERNET -




BACON - The ULTIMATE love aphrodisiac...it gets them 99.9% of the time. The other .1% don't eat pork or they're just plain dumb.




THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: two sides to every restraining order
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

boinger - March 10, 2011, 10:04 am
That shirt has hit the "restraining order".
5150monkeylove - November 26, 2010, 1:43 am
I am coming out of the Turkey coma... anybody else alive?
5150monkeylove - November 25, 2010, 12:42 am
Autumn helped me tweak the second line. She has talent, but refuses to try to make her own.
rerun - November 24, 2010, 11:29 pm

fantactic.


SIMPLICITY -


TAGS: quitting smoking is very easy
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Brawler - June 9, 2011, 3:31 pm
Man snorts the longest line in history:D


THE BRAVEST - Those Who Have The Clearest Vision of What is Before Them, Glory And Danger Alike, Yet Goes Out To Meet It Anyway ...


TAGS: bravest bravery glory danger cyclist
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Bolverk37782 - May 16, 2012, 9:14 am
Know as 'Casualties' by the Mountain Rescue Teams in my neck of the woods. And bloody stupid by every local.
pratham - January 10, 2012, 3:02 am
They strike me more as a Adrenaline junkies.
Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 4:45 pm
That's only until nature reminds you again who's the boss... usually in a painful way !
maoworks2 - January 9, 2012, 3:21 pm
When Your Young, You Don't Think You Can Die !
Rick69 - January 8, 2012, 8:57 pm
There is a very fine line between bravery and stupidity and, to me, they are some of the least intelligent humans on Earth. But I'm not in his shoes on a bike over-looking sheer death... So he has to be a little brave !
Iconoclast - January 8, 2012, 8:39 pm
Are they the "Bravest" or just the "Dumbest?"


SPONTANEOUS ORGASM - You Never Know When One Will Strike




HAVE AT THEE - Failure. I do it every day. And I'll be back with more tomorrow.


TAGS: my reputation grows with every failure
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by spacedog

WTFO - November 7, 2009, 12:27 am
Nice poster
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:29 pm
...and can keep the pace.
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:20 pm
Even better to have someone who gets it.
spacedog - November 6, 2009, 11:14 pm
Ha! I throw straight lines out in the comments all the time. It great to have someone play along.
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:10 pm
Had to post that... after calling you out on your comment yethterday.
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:09 pm
Me too! OMG.... we are so like twins!!!
spacedog - November 6, 2009, 11:07 pm
I got nuffin yet, gonna watch it tonight.
spacedog - November 6, 2009, 11:04 pm
Bugger this.
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:01 pm
Holy Grail tomorrow, Space... whatcha got?
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:14 pm
Love it!


BUYING LOVE -


TAGS: buy everything never love mariand
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by mariand

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 7, 2012, 9:59 pm
As for pet mice, if you feed them something they really like, they give you some of their food as a gift and wait for you to take it.
Reality Lord - April 6, 2012, 5:38 pm

drop this over to digmydog marian...nice
falloutghoul - April 6, 2012, 5:06 pm
Or a cat.


LIFE - MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING -




F.E.A.R. -


TAGS: f e a r fuck everything and run
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - May 1, 2012, 4:20 pm
Could be the case, I grabbed the pic off of Google images and edited it in Paint, so I can't tell. Thank you very much though, much appreciated :D
Airman - May 1, 2012, 4:03 pm
looks like it came from Nightmare Before Christmas. Well done
M0rd3kaI - May 1, 2012, 1:19 pm
Thanks a lot Moo+17 :D appreciate it. I'll post it there shortly.
M0rd3kaI - May 1, 2012, 1:18 pm
My great gratitude goes out to you for the comment, thanks, much appreciated :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 1, 2012, 9:13 am
very cool. You should make an uncensored one for M.A.D. 5L
ElleWhyInIn - May 1, 2012, 12:40 am
Love this! Thanks so much... awesome tags for a extremely creepy pic ;) you rock
M0rd3kaI - April 30, 2012, 4:15 pm
Don't worry Gary, a wheelbarrow and a few of us young 'uns will help in that regard. Thanks, much appreciated, got a few posters finally lined up for the May Calendar, hope they'll get the same reception in upcoming days. Cheers
GaryO - April 30, 2012, 4:07 pm
not sure I can run fast enough to escape that vi5ual, Mord.


ILLUSIONIST -


TAGS: illusionist everyday pretending inside dying
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Rick69

M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 5:36 pm
Thanks, much appreciated, but yes, so the differences even themselves out I say
Rick69 - April 13, 2012, 5:32 pm
Cheers except for one thing... Yours is far better in most ways... That really is a good one... Only I beat you by 2 months... =D
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 4:26 pm
Nice one, reminds me of my one #152314 just shorter and more compact
maoworks2 - January 31, 2012, 8:15 am
Hit's Home, Very True 5L Your On A Roll Keep Up The Good Work.
tellitlikeitis - January 30, 2012, 11:30 pm
Everyone is human... sad. But it's also human to cry.


BEER GOGGLES - When you took her back to your place you were thinking "You're the MAN!"...too bad you woke up to "You're a MAN!?"


TAGS: making a 2 at 10 into a 10 at 2 every time
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

GaryO - September 5, 2015, 5:25 am
well now, looks like somebody cooked up a potent batch....
nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 1:15 am
There actually was an experiment on mythbusters where they had some of the team judge people in attractiveness at different levels of drunk and the results were inconclusive, some people thought the samples got SLIGHTLY better and some worse.
rerun - April 28, 2010, 8:42 pm

I actually have beer goggles (they do exist), they never make a 1 look like a 10.
agdaniele - September 22, 2009, 8:23 pm
And an 12 on weekends!
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:18 pm
And no...this is in NO way meant to be our Greybeard Bunny! I'm sure we'll all agree that she's a 10 24/7!


FRANK BARONE - MAKE ME A SAMMICH!


TAGS: everybody loves raymond sammich
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by LEE

Dan - February 8, 2009, 7:45 pm
Holy crap!


TRUST ISSUES -




DO IT -


TAGS: suicide not for everyone but maybe for you
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

crankyhead - October 11, 2010, 12:48 am
5 unspent rounds =)
5150monkeylove - October 10, 2010, 8:51 pm
Pure evil! I love seeing people play Russian roulette with a semi auto. 5 separate bags (small ones for the pieces)


BLESSING -


TAGS: happy halloween everyone
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

Ed-Hyde - November 1, 2010, 7:15 am
Amen to that! 5L cause she looked AWESOME once I got her out of that silly skin suit.


TRUTH -


TAGS: everybody lies
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by mariand

falloutghoul - November 22, 2011, 6:05 pm
Scarface...Good Times


CONFUSION -


TAGS: crap posts suck the life out of everyone
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

panic8 - October 29, 2010, 6:00 am
Sometimes confusion is useful, it keeps people thinking, distraction is another story.
Neener - October 29, 2010, 1:38 am
I like this and the tags.


HOPE SHE'S HOMESCHOOLED -


TAGS: trolling wtf really tv recovery
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 16, 2012, 7:23 pm
Or it's possible she was snagged by a slow moving fish hook.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 16, 2012, 7:22 pm
Harassing people on the Internet for the sake of fun alone.
maoworks2 - May 16, 2012, 12:43 pm
O.K What's Trolling ?


THE FORTUNE TELLER -


TAGS: when you need to know every inch of your future
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

erock - February 7, 2010, 12:15 pm
good one "bone"
Produceman117 - February 6, 2010, 3:25 pm
Very good, Bone. And LOL @ the tags.


HISTORY IS HISTORY -


TAGS: and that ex girlfriend you wish you could have back shes fucking everybody and i mean everybody
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:55 am
At least a psychological evaluation. Geez.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am
But gender reassignment surgery seems more likely.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am
Anger management class hopefully.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:48 am
I miss my newest plaything. :( Where oh where could he be?
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:47 am
True...but lets let that topic slide, if ya know what I mean Vern.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:42 am
Oh, it's not hard to manually change either. :P
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:41 am
Maybe he moved from the basement to the upstairs bedroom, I mean now that it's foiled and all. You know, like baby steps to acquainting himself with the real world. He then celebrated with a new ISP giving him a new IP addy.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:56 am
That's what I think... But I can't find any IP matches, or even similarities. LoL :(
TheTrashHeap - May 19, 2010, 8:54 am
This guy really must be an ex member using a new name. STFU fineline you assclown.
rerun - May 19, 2010, 6:36 am

fineline, please review your cache of work before making a blanket statement on ONE poster from a respected member.
fineline - May 19, 2010, 5:11 am
Wow, you are not funny at all. You should really stop doing this.
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 1:08 pm
5 lions you've conceived.


BACONISM - A utopian form of government where the people are kept happy through the supply of abundant quantities of bacon


TAGS: november challenge we promise bacon in every pot
Rating: 3.66/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 10:39 am
I would vote for that platform. But ya still lost a lion for pixelation. :(
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 15, 2009, 1:55 am
I find your philosophy interesting, and I would like to read your pamphlet. Mmmmm, philosophy!


ID CARDS -




STRANGE PROOF - That there is somebody out there for everyone ...




CANNIBALISM - World hunger and overpoulation svolved with one solution


TAGS: cannibalism solution to everything
Rating: 2.36/5

More motifakes by Hellion

sheiksaws - November 30, 2009, 12:06 am
don't know how to use spell check yet??


GRANDMA -


TAGS: granny knows everything wooh cubby
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

TheNightFlower - December 31, 2010, 6:56 am
Mahaha.. ewww.. *shudder* 5L
rerun - December 29, 2010, 7:10 pm

guess it is to big for you?
RegalWolf - December 29, 2010, 6:38 pm
VERY Wrong!
shmoe13 - December 26, 2010, 6:33 am
haha wow thats funny and wrong


Hug -


TAGS: hug everyone dig hole
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Ism

maoworks2 - April 1, 2014, 6:21 pm
Very Good 5 Underground L's


EVERY PATH - has it's puddles


TAGS: everyone has problems
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

Alphareign - May 17, 2012, 4:54 pm
http://www.earth-house.com/assets/images/autogen/a_SDC14372_Joplin_missouri_tornado_aftermath_by_Joy_Prier.jpg Even the first world has its problems!
Z-Bob - May 11, 2011, 3:08 pm
Is that Hayden Christensen in the 3rd panel?
lukenukem - May 11, 2011, 12:10 am
We lost tech support, no wonder it's down.
Liamdurf - May 9, 2011, 11:05 pm
Not the server! Nooooooooo!!!


IMAGINATION -


TAGS: imagine blows reality laid everywhere
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by caveman

BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 4:47 pm
or a few b5cks, or a roofie, for that matter :)


COJONES - True bravery is shown by performing without witness what one might be capable of doing before all the world.


TAGS: cat bravery oz
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by TehOz



GOING TO HELL IN EVERY RELIGION - And so enjoying the trip ...




SOCCER -


TAGS: not everybody s favorite sport wytch
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Wytch

zoomer296 - February 16, 2013, 3:06 pm
But I'm not playing soccer, I'm playing fĂștbol.


Speeling Be Champs -


TAGS: topdogs each and every one
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Thedge

TheSanityInspector - March 9, 2015, 1:04 pm
"You had ONE job!"


IF I COULD HAVE ONLY ONE WISH - THEN I WANT THIS MOUNTED IN MY TRUCK AND THE ADDRESS OF ALL THE PEOPLE I HATE FOR A LITTLE "DRIVE BY" ACTION


TAGS: a good loader a good driver and lots of time as well as the address of every single person i hate and i hate an awfu lot of people
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 3:19 pm
Got my eye on a used Army 5 ton...I think it could handle it.
phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 2:48 pm
Thanks RS. I was gonna say....sheesh.
R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 10:28 am
Duh....Get a bigger truck!
Cyrenius - April 12, 2010, 8:21 am
If this will be on your truck your suspensions would break


CARPE DIEM -


TAGS: every day is a bear day around my place
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 8:13 am
*elephant* gun even...sheesh! AND it's Friday FFS!
LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 8:13 am
Right after I pull the trigger on my elephany gun! 5 slightly chewed-on Lions Haar!!!
Ed-Hyde - November 6, 2009, 6:58 am
turns out the dog belongs to nancy pelosi ... good dog!
CANADA - November 5, 2009, 10:54 pm
now the dog tucks tail and runs back to hide behind its master with the bear following


LONGING -


TAGS: lions yes and bears who watch the discovery channel
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by Sean

agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 11:00 pm
We've all been there. 5L
spacedog - September 5, 2009, 10:47 pm
Excellent Sean, 5 lions.


WHO KNOWS JACK? -


TAGS: i know jack schitt thank you very much
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

Viper - June 5, 2010, 3:14 pm
Easy but creative I gave it a 5l, i luld a little!


PT BARNUM - was right


TAGS: a sucker born every minute
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Airman

pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 7:17 pm
nice one airman 5L's
ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 1:58 am
I hear they have a sweet, crunchy taste.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:57 am
NO...no acid....not after the last time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:56 am
I barely own my car......I'm not likely to own a home any time soon......I do have an ant farm...
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:56 am
HA! moo does have a wild streak
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:55 am
my neighbours are Rocky and Bullwinkle and yogi bear.
agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 1:55 am
He was thinking heifer on acid.
ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 1:54 am
Home Owners Association. What? I thought you Canuckians knew aboot these socialist organizations?
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:50 am
HOA?
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:50 am
I found the full size picture but ever since i seen that poster i cant think of anything else for it
ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 1:49 am
Your HOA must love you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:48 am
Nice one Canada....caption could be Way better though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:47 am
I don't have a lawn....so there!
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:47 am
http://www.funlol.com/14653/Mexican_ghostbusters.html
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:46 am
Thanks! Viva la Revolution!!!!
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:46 am
dont say that to loud. he'll poison your lawn
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:45 am
At least until my coup against Aggy and the Mexican Mafia plays out.
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:44 am
HA! congrats you creepy bastard lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:44 am
No PB....and I'm just an approval mod.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:43 am
What......No love for Mooooooooooooo.....alright then, I still love you.
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:43 am
you didn't have to "clean up" any peanut butter to get that job did ya?
ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 1:41 am
When the 13th level of hell opened up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:41 am
a few hours ago. You want some of this bitch?....lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:40 am
It has never been proven that he made that quote...In fact,Michael Cassius McDonald is more likely to have coined the phrase.
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:39 am
HOLY SHIT MOO+! when did you become a mod?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:37 am
there's a sucker born every minute. PT Barnum quote.
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:36 am
picture made me laugh but i dont understand the caption
Anonymous2 - September 10, 2010, 8:50 pm
I love it! 5L
spacedog - September 10, 2010, 5:41 pm
LMAO! Amsome Airman. 5L
GreyScorpion - September 10, 2010, 5:05 pm
BOOM!! 5 1/2 dollar lions!


CHOICES -


TAGS: bacon trumps everything cubby
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

falloutghoul - September 1, 2011, 8:41 pm
Bottle what you can at the Fountain of Youth so you can forever feast at the Fountain of Bacon.
Tman545 - February 17, 2011, 1:14 pm
my thought exactly
Anonymous2 - February 6, 2011, 8:46 am
I'd head for the youth fountain so I had more time at the bacon fountain.


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